This blog was inspired by my friend and local sex symbol Kevin Marshall’s blog “In The Present Tense.” There are many things that I hate that other people seem to love. Some of them I will probably never understand.
Napoleon Dynamite has got to be one of the stupidest movies I’ve ever seen. Can I please have my 82 minutes back that this movie robbed from my life?
Beer just doesn’t taste good to me. I don’t know why. I’ve tried it over and over. I’ve tried many different kinds. I just don’t seem to have a taste for it. One exception would be Lindeman’s Framboise. Though technically it is a beer (I think – my beer buddies can chime in) it doesn’t taste like traditional beer. I call it “alcoholic soda.”
I’m not a big fan of most reality TV shows. I’ll admit, I’ve never watched The Biggest Loser. Sitting around watching overweight people lose weight is not my idea of entertainment. I watch TV for entertainment and information. This doesn’t fall into either of those categories for me.
Now, I do NOT hate Meat Loaf, however, I do hate the song Paradise By The Dashboard Light that he recorded. The song is long, the song is annoying, and I’ve heard it far too many times for this lifetime.
I don’t like The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Maybe humor was much different before I was born?
As I already mentioned I am not a fan of reality TV shows. The Bachelor and The Bachelorette are both horrible. First off – from what I understand – the people on the show sign a contract that if they’re the final girl/guy at the end they will marry the Bachelor/Bachelorette. What if they like the person, but they’re really not “the one?” This set-up makes a mockery of marriage. When you marry someone it’s supposed to be for life. On these shows these people spend all their time trying to make themselves look better than the person next to them. They’re not spending their time in a normal environment getting to know anyone. I watched some of The Bachelor this season and it was just ridiculous!
I don’t like Swiss cheese. It’s bitter. I think it kind of tastes like what I imagine wax tastes like. YUCK!
Tequila is another thing I hate. If it tastes like vomit going down, what does it taste like when it comes back up? I’m sure a commenter can tell us….
I can’t stand WWE, WWF, or whatever they’re calling wrestling these days. Why should anyone waste their time watching a bunch of grown men on steroids taking cheap shots at each other? This is NOT a sport. It’s over-sized stunt men and women.
I’ve never been a fan of Ian Anderson or Jethro Tull. I’ve seen Jethro Tull live and I wasn’t impressed. He kind of reminded me of a little gnome dancing around the stage with his flute. Can he play the flute? Yes. Can he sing? No way!
I HATE HATE HATE when people lurk at blogs. I understand if you feel you don’t have something substantial to contribute everyday. But for the love of GOD I had hundreds of views to my blog yesterday and only 1 comment. Seriously people, if you want to read blogs, participate once in a while!! I ask a question at the end of almost every blog I write so you’ve got no excuse….
Tell me what you hate that everyone else seems to love.
If you’ve got a few extra minutes tell me why you hate it.
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