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Hmmm…  What to blog about??  Dog poop? Nah, I think Rob Madeo has that covered….
Baby poop?  Nah, the Mommy blogs have stunk up the place with that…
Farting?  Nope, covered that last week….

If I do this to a clock will time slow down a bit?

Let’s talk a little bit about things I need to accomplish….

I MUST get my taxes done.  The 15th isn’t too far off!!  My accountant is probably swamped and I really don’t want to file an extension this year because there is a slight chance I’m going to have to pay in.  Even though it’s slight have you seen the interest and penalties they charge?  I’d be better off going to a bookie!  Seriously!  The news said something this morning about 6% interest.  BULL$HIT!  I know someone who owed $90 to the state.  He mailed in a check for the $90 around October of that tax year.  He has a bill for $120 which is all interest and penalties.  That’s more than 100%!!

I need to go to DMV and renew my registration on my motorcycle and check when my inspection is due.

I need to make a ton of phone calls.  One to a hotel, one to a friend about a trip, a couple to banks, a couple to home contractors, and one to my old employer about transferring my 401(k)….  I dread ALL of these calls!

My Friend Who Needs Relationship Advice

I also need to call my friend who needed relationship advice (my most popular blog to date) to check in with him.  I don’t dread that call because I genuinely care, but I know I’ll need to block out a good chunk of time for it.

I need to apply to more jobs.  I have companies in mind that I want to look into but not enough hours in the day to research them all!

I need to start figuring out what’s for dinner in advance.  I hate the never-ending argument with Michael.

I need to clean up things around the house.   Sort through piles of mail, etc.

I need to return books to the library.

Miss Isabella

And best of all – I need to cuddle with Miss Isabella 🙂

There’s more on my to-do list but I’d be here all day!!

Do any of you have organization tips to help my days go smoother?

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On Friday my friend Rob Madeo wrote a blog called Vibrators and Gardening Clogs over on his Times Union BlogMan of a Certain Age.
One of the items that got mentioned in his blog was:

Picture from Solutions

They’re tag line is: “With these pads, you won’t worry when the wind blows!”
I’ve got to say – I find it disturbing that there’s a thong in the picture!


While reading the reviews on the site one reviewer states that it masks the odor, but not the sound.  They don’t give her brother “carte blanche to toot away.”  Another reviewer said she has gas attacks after large holiday meals and says “Now I just discreetly slide on one of the neutralizer pads and let my worries and flatulence go.”  Why does she need to do it discreetly?  She makes it sound as if she’s putting on her pad at the dinner table when she phrases it like that!

All the reviewers gave Subtle Butt 5 out of 5 stars.

I brought up the question to Rob “Do you think they could stifle a dog fart?”  See the comments on his page to see the whole exchange.


Did you hear that?    It wasn’t me!!

There were just soooo many funny photos for this blog!!

What are some of the off the wall items you’ve found online or in catalogs?

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No Farting Zone!!

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